did I ever mention that sarah is the bees knees

mike hock

I’m back, I still hate this blog, and uncle jesse is still hot, thanks

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

(via punks-til-death)

meladoodle:

*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*

(Source: meladoodle, via punks-til-death)

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

(Source: god5, via relahvant)